Theories

We just got done talking to the cops about a call we made to the police station tonight re: the truck that's been parked on our street since 5 am. With the engine running. Right now they're dusting for prints. I'm tempted to go out and offer them my theories:

1) Someone wanted to see how long it would take before someone stole the truck.
2) Someone wanted to see how long it would take before their gas ran out.
3) A very stupid person is on the lam. Word to any wanna be fugitives: don't draw attention to your abandoned vehicle by leaving it running.

I'm beginning to think this neighborhood is just weird.