New Plan

One of the bloggers I regularly read recently got sponsored by Intel to accomplish things on her bucket list.

Sponsored.

As in paid for the crossing off of things on her life's to-do list. Things like "swim with bioluminescent plankton in Puerto Rico," "participate in a giant food fight," and "watch the sunrise over the Aegean."

Ahem.

I'll type it again. Aegean. That would be the sea off the coast of Greece. GREECE.

Screw grad school - I'm dropping out to be a sponsee.*


*Sponsee (spawn-see) n: one who is sponsored, preferably by an entity that is filthy rich and indiscriminate of how their monies are spent.