If my pets could talk...

Alley Oop: I'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungry! FEEEEEED ME!!!! Oh! Look! There's some not-my food right here...
Mia: MOM! Alley's trying to eat my food again!
Alley: But you're done eating - this is just the leftovers. AND I'M HUNGRY.
Mia: I don't care, it's still MY food. (Bares teeth to show seriousness of this statement.)
Alley: Are you going to finish it then?
Mia: No.
Alley: Then scoot over, fatso.
Mia: Who you calling fat? MOM! Alley's still eating my food!
Alley: MOM! Mia's looking at me!
Dexter: Will you two shut up? If you keep up like this, I'll only get 22 hours of sleep today. You're so immature.
Alley: I know you are, but what am I?