On second thought...

I was settling in to grade papers last night, oh so comfortable with my pjs and pillows on the couch, when I thought of how nice a good glass of wine sounded. Then I considered how this might seem like a good idea at first, and perhaps even a better idea in the middle of the task at hand, but by the end of the night...I would look back at my grading and think, "How interesting! Clearly these last ten students are geniuses, as they all got A+'s..."